Then suddenly without warning a bunch of WW2-era aircraft flown by the cryptofriends start their assualt on the cat lady's island.
"That's unfair, they have got fifty year old planes and all we got are these modern heat seeking nuclear weapons!" say madam felina. Her minions faint because her stupid comment.

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Nuclear Winter comes up and falls in love with Madam Felina
While trying to figure out what he wanted to say, he drops some
kind of potion on one of the statues and it comes to life
It takes the rest of the potion and dumps it on all the other statues
Steve yells...

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"Oh, they are so cute!" For the huge wings had dropped off as a side effect and the statues were now rather cute.

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But then, Steve got impeached by a corrupt government looking for power Earth falls under the rule of the tyrannic maniac: Timmy the Turtle and his vice president, Nuclear Winter.

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Steve yells to Timmy the Turtle: "I will make turtle soup out of you!" and he...

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summons the Cryptofriends and Galatic Defenders.

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In come the cryptofriends and galactic defenders in men in black style suits.
"You rang" says Bigfoot in voice like lurch from the adams family
"Take care of this problem."
"No problem" says Nessie in an Italian accent
They pull out squirt guns and fire. The wall is stained in soup broth. Steve looks up to see he wasn't hit.
Timmy was though.
"E tu Nessie?" says Timmy before he falls dead.
"Oh my knickers!" screams Nuclear Winter as he runs away flailing his arms stupidly.


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"What am I going to do!?!?" Nuclear Winter screams.

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"Beep!" yells one of the statues and it gave Nuclear Winter a lollipop
soon the statues underwent a transformation and orange light filled the room
when the light faded, the statues were twice as large, and Madam Felina orderd them to...

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catch the mice now overrunning the hideout.

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Then, the monster statues converged into an army and conquered all of Earth! Nuclear Winter unleashed an awsome mechanical marvel: a robo-suit that enhanced his freezing abilities into a blizzard so immense, it put all of Africa into a perment snow day. Steve and friends escape to the Galactic Defenders HQ. There, Dr. Smartguy showed them their secret weapon.

"This is the latest in GD technology." said Dr. Smartguy. "I give you the Giga Battle Engine!" Out stepped out what looked like three 30-foot tall mechanical raptors with cannons instead of claws. "They are equipped with radio-sensors, proton force-fields, adamntium armor, a phaser blaster with rapid-fire ability, a photon-beam generator, and 200 rocket powered explosive pies with homing ability. They are also capable of a jet mode, in which arial assults are possible and all energy in diverted from the force-field generator to the jet thrusters. Any questions?"

"Who will be piloting them?" asked Bigfoot ansiously.

"The pilots will be Steve Irwin, Loch Ness Monster, and Green Mantis." said Dr. Smartguy. "Any other questions?"

"Is there a cup holder, cause I might get thirsty during a long battle." asked Steve.

Dr. Smartguy rolls his eyes and says"Of course."

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"Is it waterproof?" asked Green Mantis

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"Pretty much," Dr. Smartguy replies. "Now, those who don't have the Giga Battle Engine, split into Team B and Team C. Team B will attack by sea, and Team C will attack by air."

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"Who exactly ARE these teams, Dr. Smartguy?" queried Steve.

"Well, suspecting who we had may not be enough, I called in reinforcements!"

"....who?"

There was a loud explosion nearby. Out of the explosion stepped a green-clad youth in white tights, wielding a sword, and a bow and arrows.

"Meet Link.."

And this from the smoke stepped a rather rough looking fellow, clearly a pirate.

"..And Jack Sparrow, lastly..."

From the smoke stepped a young, black haired boy in black robes

"Harry potter."

(forgive me if it's lame, first time in a Steve Irwin story ^^;;)

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"So when..." starts Green Mantis

There is a loud explosion and a hole in the wall appears and in comes one of the statues

"Beep beep, beepity beep beep." it says

"What?" says Steve

a bird flies in "He can only speak Beep, I'll translate"

the bird takes a deep breath, "By order of the king you are to surrender and come to the castle at 3 pm tomorrow."

"What Castle?" asks Jack

"Beep" says the statue "Bip Beep Beep Beep"

"That one" the bird indicates a castle in the distance "And don't be late"

the statue walks off "I despise these statues, they captured me, i hope they are defeated soon" says the bird

"BEEP!" the statue yells, "Coming," yells the bird and it flies away.

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